SUCK ME OFF
yeah no
Omg Your So Pretty !!!- i USED CAPS
hahahahahahhahah roseee
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
tejhehehhee
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them
hahahahhehe
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
oh wowww....
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
oh no
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
sick one
You turn my software into hardware! daum baby
hahahhahahha
Do you have have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
omg no sozz
Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen
why yes yes he is
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
oh stop it you
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here
Oh originallll
u better be fucking here
I am god dammint
do u work at subway , cause u just gave me a foot long
Successs!!
CLAUDIA :"(
are you okay?! omygosh talk to me i'm here